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Re: Lets share some old sayings/cliches
« Reply #480 on: March 14, 2019, 02:37:24 AM »
Mother Nature apologizes for the late arrival  of spring.
Father Time was driving and refused to stop and ask for directions.

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Re: Lets share some old sayings/cliches
« Reply #481 on: March 14, 2019, 08:55:15 AM »
"Beware The Ides Of March"----instead plant a tater & celebrate the positive day of March---the 17th
Jewel & I have had a beautiful journey together

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Re: Lets share some old sayings/cliches
« Reply #482 on: March 15, 2019, 01:19:11 AM »
 
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
 
A manís got to do what a manís got to do. A woman must do what he canít do.

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Re: Lets share some old sayings/cliches
« Reply #483 on: April 27, 2019, 01:30:38 AM »
Old southerners don't ask " did you eat yet".

We just ask  "jeet" ?  ;D