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Offline Ben

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How bout a smile today
« on: May 16, 2018, 10:11:42 AM »
To all who need a smile...

SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READS:  We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you.


Sign over a Gynacologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:  "Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck:  Yesterday's Meals on Wheels!

At an Optometrist's Office:  "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place."

On a Plumber's truck:  "We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:  "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:  "Invite us to your next blow out."

On an Electrician's truck:  "Let us remove your shorts."

In a Non-smoking Area:  "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:  "Push. Push. Push."

At a Car Dealership:  "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:  "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:  "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company:  "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted."

In a Restaurant window:  "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:  "Drive carefully. We'll wait.."

At a Propane Filling Station:  "Thank Heaven for little grills."

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:  "Best place in town to take a leak."

And the best one for last.....:Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises."
Northwest La. zone 8b