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Offline Ben

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Larry-- The Cable Guy
« on: December 05, 2018, 09:33:34 AM »
THIS CABLE GUY HUMOR IS FUNNY, BUT UNFORTUNATELY ITS TRUE! THE MAN'S A GENIUS!!!
 
 
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida .. .. . Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation.
 
* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
 
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
 
 
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
 
 
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq Why don't we just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
 
 
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS'
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this --
you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work environment.

What do you Think-- Is this guy sharp as a tack or not?????

Ben
 
 
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Re: Larry-- The Cable Guy
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2018, 03:21:35 AM »
Mr Ben, I think Larry is got it about rite.

I think it just  may be too simple for our politicians  to follow. He may have to be more politically correct. ;D

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Re: Larry-- The Cable Guy
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2018, 05:11:39 AM »
G'day Ben,
Still laughing at this one. You can only tell when Politicians are lying , They Open their mouths. By the way ,my Wife  Ellie. Is All clear as the surgeon  had got it all , this is according to Pathology reports on the tissue he removed. The next visit is in 6 months for a scope.
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Re: Larry-- The Cable Guy
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2018, 10:11:27 AM »
Ben....still laughing (and cryin') at these oh so true statements!!
Tazzy...wonderful news...so glad!!!!

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Re: Larry-- The Cable Guy
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2018, 06:03:34 PM »
Your right Ben. Larry is as sharp as a tack. I like the plan.
Tazzy, that is wonderful news.
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Re: Larry-- The Cable Guy
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2018, 06:39:38 PM »
Thanks to all of you for your comments,


Tazzy Glad to hear the great news on Ms Ellie's test results.


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Re: Larry-- The Cable Guy
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2018, 04:07:12 AM »
Mr Tazzy, I thank The Lord for the good report   Mrs Ellie  received.

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Re: Larry-- The Cable Guy
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2018, 02:12:02 AM »
Thanks Guys , I sincerely Appreciate & thank you  all  for the good wishes & prayers in this most trying of times for us .
Regards Pete
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Re: Larry-- The Cable Guy
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2018, 06:04:33 AM »
 Thanks Ben 


 Pete That is wonderful news! I very happy to hear that Ellie the Doctor got it all and is now on the road to recovery.



 
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