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Re: Joke for today--keep it clean.
« Reply #700 on: August 01, 2019, 03:46:49 AM »
I looked for the sun all night----then it dawned on me. ;D

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Re: Joke for today--keep it clean.
« Reply #701 on: August 01, 2019, 07:41:14 AM »
 ;D 8)

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Re: Joke for today--keep it clean.
« Reply #702 on: August 01, 2019, 04:08:28 PM »
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Re: Joke for today--keep it clean.
« Reply #703 on: August 06, 2019, 10:27:20 AM »
Old men have their favorite stories and jokes---Buddy never gets tired of hearing the same story about a neutered cat.
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Re: Joke for today--keep it clean.
« Reply #704 on: August 06, 2019, 03:50:13 PM »
It looks like he is smiling Monroe.  ;D
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Re: Joke for today--keep it clean.
« Reply #705 on: August 06, 2019, 11:50:34 PM »
Mr DB, I agree.

Mr Monroe, I think Mr Buddy likes to hear the word "cat" when you tell that joke.

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Re: Joke for today--keep it clean.
« Reply #706 on: August 07, 2019, 11:44:55 AM »
LOL ;D  Buddy sure looks like he likes that joke!!!

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Re: Joke for today--keep it clean.
« Reply #707 on: August 08, 2019, 06:12:58 PM »
I agree!!  Buddy  says it's a hoot every time and most importantly he gets some doggy ear sugar.  :)
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« Reply #708 on: September 04, 2019, 02:08:01 AM »
I was at the museum recently.
I asked a worker there if I was allowed to take pictures.
He said no, they  had  to stay on the walls. ;D

What did the  church pastor  say to get rid of insects in the church?
Let us spray. ;D


“What’s your name?” the cop asked when he pulled me over.
“Steve,” I said.
“And your last name?” he asked.
“It’s always been Steve,” I said. ;D

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Re: Joke for today--keep it clean.
« Reply #709 on: September 04, 2019, 07:16:11 AM »
 ;D   Your on a roll Crazyhorse.
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« Reply #710 on: September 04, 2019, 02:53:36 PM »
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D  Good ones!

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« Reply #711 on: September 05, 2019, 10:47:23 PM »
I need to send these to my Aunt Evelyn. This would surely bring a smile to her sweet self . Thank you Mr Horse ! :)
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« Reply #712 on: September 08, 2019, 01:08:30 AM »
The husband, had just purchased  his  new dream car and  was somewhat reluctant for his wife to drive his prize possession...even to the Supermarket which was only a few blocks from the house.

 After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed,
 “ Dear please remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!”  ;D
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« Reply #713 on: September 08, 2019, 10:14:41 AM »
Ha!!!!....excellent deterrent! ;D

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Re: Joke for today--keep it clean.
« Reply #714 on: September 11, 2019, 05:14:10 AM »
Thanks everyone those all were funny!
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« Reply #715 on: September 12, 2019, 03:19:36 AM »
When women get to  a certain age, they start collecting dogs.
This is known as -------- many paws. ;D

What do you call a grumpy and short-tempered gardener?
 A Snap Dragon.  ;D

What do you get if you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
 A rash of good luck. ;D

Why don't you ever iron a four-leaf clover?
 You would be  pressing your luck. ;D


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Re: Joke for today--keep it clean.
« Reply #716 on: September 13, 2019, 08:15:13 AM »
 :) :) :) :) :)  Thank you Mr Horse :) .
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