Joke for today--keep it clean.

[crazyhorse]

I looked for the sun all night----then it dawned on me.

[Rabbitproof]

 

[Maggie13]

[Monroe]

Old men have their favorite stories and jokes---Buddy never gets tired of hearing the same story about a neutered cat.

[DB]

It looks like he is smiling Monroe. 

[crazyhorse]

Mr DB, I agree.

Mr Monroe, I think Mr Buddy likes to hear the word "cat" when you tell that joke.

[Rabbitproof]

LOL   Buddy sure looks like he likes that joke!!!

[bordercollie]

I agree!!  Buddy  says it's a hoot every time and most importantly he gets some doggy ear sugar. 

[crazyhorse]

I was at the museum recently.
I asked a worker there if I was allowed to take pictures.
He said no, they  had  to stay on the walls.

What did the  church pastor  say to get rid of insects in the church?
Let us spray.


“What’s your name?” the cop asked when he pulled me over.
“Steve,” I said.
“And your last name?” he asked.
“It’s always been Steve,” I said.

[DB]

    Your on a roll Crazyhorse.

[Rabbitproof]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!   Good ones!

[bordercollie]

I need to send these to my Aunt Evelyn. This would surely bring a smile to her sweet self . Thank you Mr Horse !

[crazyhorse]

The husband, had just purchased  his  new dream car and  was somewhat reluctant for his wife to drive his prize possession...even to the Supermarket which was only a few blocks from the house.

 After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed,
 “ Dear please remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!” 

[Rabbitproof]

Ha!!!!....excellent deterrent!

[Maggie13]

Thanks everyone those all were funny!

[crazyhorse]

When women get to  a certain age, they start collecting dogs.
This is known as -------- many paws.

What do you call a grumpy and short-tempered gardener?
 A Snap Dragon. 

What do you get if you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
 A rash of good luck.

Why don't you ever iron a four-leaf clover?
 You would be  pressing your luck.

[bordercollie]

    Thank you Mr Horse .