Author Topic: Joke for today--keep it clean. (Read 96560 times)

crazyhorse · « **Reply #700 on:** August 01, 2019, 03:46:49 AM »

I looked for the sun all night----then it dawned on me.

Rabbitproof · « **Reply #701 on:** August 01, 2019, 07:41:14 AM »

Maggie13 · « **Reply #702 on:** August 01, 2019, 04:08:28 PM »

Monroe · « **Reply #703 on:** August 06, 2019, 10:27:20 AM »

Old men have their favorite stories and jokes---Buddy never gets tired of hearing the same story about a neutered cat.

DB · « **Reply #704 on:** August 06, 2019, 03:50:13 PM »

It looks like he is smiling Monroe.

crazyhorse · « **Reply #705 on:** August 06, 2019, 11:50:34 PM »

Mr DB, I agree.

Mr Monroe, I think Mr Buddy likes to hear the word "cat" when you tell that joke.

Rabbitproof · « **Reply #706 on:** August 07, 2019, 11:44:55 AM »

LOL

Buddy sure looks like he likes that joke!!!

bordercollie · « **Reply #707 on:** August 08, 2019, 06:12:58 PM »

I agree!! Buddy says it's a hoot every time and most importantly he gets some doggy ear sugar.

crazyhorse · « **Reply #708 on:** September 04, 2019, 02:08:01 AM »

I was at the museum recently.
I asked a worker there if I was allowed to take pictures.
He said no, they had to stay on the walls.

What did the church pastor say to get rid of insects in the church?
Let us spray.

“What’s your name?” the cop asked when he pulled me over.
“Steve,” I said.
“And your last name?” he asked.
“It’s always been Steve,” I said.

DB · « **Reply #709 on:** September 04, 2019, 07:16:11 AM »

Your on a roll Crazyhorse.

Rabbitproof · « **Reply #710 on:** September 04, 2019, 02:53:36 PM »

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good ones!

bordercollie · « **Reply #711 on:** September 05, 2019, 10:47:23 PM »

I need to send these to my Aunt Evelyn. This would surely bring a smile to her sweet self . Thank you Mr Horse !

crazyhorse · « **Reply #712 on:** September 08, 2019, 01:08:30 AM »

The husband, had just purchased his new dream car and was somewhat reluctant for his wife to drive his prize possession...even to the Supermarket which was only a few blocks from the house.

After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed,
“ Dear please remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!”

Rabbitproof · « **Reply #713 on:** September 08, 2019, 10:14:41 AM »

Ha!!!!....excellent deterrent!

Maggie13 · « **Reply #714 on:** September 11, 2019, 05:14:10 AM »

Thanks everyone those all were funny!

crazyhorse · « **Reply #715 on:** September 12, 2019, 03:19:36 AM »

When women get to a certain age, they start collecting dogs.
This is known as -------- many paws.

What do you call a grumpy and short-tempered gardener?
A Snap Dragon.

What do you get if you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck.

Why don't you ever iron a four-leaf clover?
You would be pressing your luck.

bordercollie · « **Reply #716 on:** September 13, 2019, 08:15:13 AM »

Thank you Mr Horse

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crazyhorse · « **Reply #717 on:** November 03, 2019, 01:40:46 AM »

Dr Judy, thank you, I am glad you liked it.

crazyhorse · « **Reply #718 on:** November 03, 2019, 01:47:13 AM »

Oh no.
Clocks go back tonight and I can't remember where I bought mine.

DB · « **Reply #719 on:** November 03, 2019, 06:08:48 AM »

Me either Crazyhorse

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